Professional Procrastinator

Mastering the art of procrastinating is not an easy task; it takes many years of practice and hard work. It even takes repeating some classes, only and only then you can be considered in the elite rleam of Professional Procrastinators.

If you follow the following steps you will reach my profesional level at no time...

1) Don't look at your exam schedule... wait for your friends to tell you when your exam is.
2) If they don't remind you then you my friend have an excuse that you didn't know when the exam was... tell that to your prof.
(((((( true story: I HONESTLY forgot about one of my exams for MEC222. After the exam was done my friend called and asked me how i did on the exam to which i replied what exam? As soon as i found out i had an exam, i went to my prof's office and explained to him with all honesty that i had forgotten about the exam. I got to write a NEW EXAM....))))))
3)If you know your exam schedule... then you need to boast your ego soo much that you think you are genious and can get into MIT with no studying... That way you will be chilling all night before exam
4) Go to a library floor filled with your smart friends who love playing cards and are smart enough to study weeks ahead.
5) Buy a new toy ( like what i did was buy a new PDA ) and try to figure out every single feature of this new toy.
6) Join an online forum or a communtiy. ( the ones i use are: www.facebook.com , www.hi5.com , www.orkut.com , www.friendster.com)
7) MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALWAYS ONLINE on MSN ( I can not stress this point enough, You are a VERY IMPORTANT person who needs to stay in touch with everyone, SO MAKE SURE YOU STAY ONLINE and TALK TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS ONLINE )
8) Movies... thats right Download movies and watch them... becuase before you start studying... you need to have a relaxed state of mind.
9) If you are in LOVE then write poetry for that special somone...
10) Get a blog... YUP a BLOG... write about how you procrastinate... if you don't have one then go and read a BLOG...

10th floor darama...

Yes i am here... in the library... Am i studying? i think not... But its the effort that counts...

Thats right i got my behind in this cubicle. The trouble is i just can't keep still for more than a few minutes and i am in constant need to move. I know i will be freaking out in a bit but before exam inshallah i should be fine. So yea... going to be sleeping here at ryerson. Yea FUN... Damn last time i tried it... i couldn't sleep and ended up being cranky... Actually i don't get cranky... i just get tiered and get lost.

My PDA is not working properly so thats pissing me off. I can't HOT SYNC it to my computer for some reason. I don't like cell phone companies and i don't like the extended warranties either now. I bought this PDA with an extended warranty from Wireless Wave. Now if i send it for repair i have to use some CRAPY looner which is NOT data capable... ARGH!

So yea back to studying... I had my first egg-jam today... I was supouse to get up at 3AM to study but guess WHAT i didn't get up... and my back call was late :P so i went and wrote the egg-jam and i think i should pass. Alhamdulillah (Thank God) soo everyone keep praying that i pass other wise i might have to resort to some exterme measures...

YEA YEA YEA i know what you are all thinking... WHY didn't u start studying before... good point... remind me before next year egg-jams :P

Staten Island, New York

I am here... will update how it was... Funny story at the border as USSUALL... hahaha yea no surprise i got stoped...

Freedom is an illusion

This is a funny song...

http://www.wharnsby.com/gallery2/d/734-7/Welcome+To+The+I_C_E_+_The+INS+Song

listen to it and comment please. :)