Mastering the art of procrastinating is not an easy task; it takes many years of practice and hard work. It even takes repeating some classes, only and only then you can be considered in the elite rleam of Professional Procrastinators.
If you follow the following steps you will reach my profesional level at no time...
1) Don't look at your exam schedule... wait for your friends to tell you when your exam is.
2) If they don't remind you then you my friend have an excuse that you didn't know when the exam was... tell that to your prof.
(((((( true story: I HONESTLY forgot about one of my exams for MEC222. After the exam was done my friend called and asked me how i did on the exam to which i replied what exam? As soon as i found out i had an exam, i went to my prof's office and explained to him with all honesty that i had forgotten about the exam. I got to write a NEW EXAM....))))))
3)If you know your exam schedule... then you need to boast your ego soo much that you think you are genious and can get into MIT with no studying... That way you will be chilling all night before exam
4) Go to a library floor filled with your smart friends who love playing cards and are smart enough to study weeks ahead.
5) Buy a new toy ( like what i did was buy a new PDA ) and try to figure out every single feature of this new toy.
6) Join an online forum or a communtiy. ( the ones i use are: www.facebook.com , www.hi5.com , www.orkut.com , www.friendster.com)
7) MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALWAYS ONLINE on MSN ( I can not stress this point enough, You are a VERY IMPORTANT person who needs to stay in touch with everyone, SO MAKE SURE YOU STAY ONLINE and TALK TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS ONLINE )
8) Movies... thats right Download movies and watch them... becuase before you start studying... you need to have a relaxed state of mind.
9) If you are in LOVE then write poetry for that special somone...
10) Get a blog... YUP a BLOG... write about how you procrastinate... if you don't have one then go and read a BLOG...
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Hahaha! That was great. Especially the MSN one. Not because I do it or anything...:S
LOllieezzzzz ...
U actually forgot an exam ??? ... u even beat meee ....
hahah lol...funny...
You missed Hi5 and ringo and classmates.com. LOL
Ali J, i thought you were also going to add:
11. Join the MSA.
12. Become Prez of Student Union.
Anyways, whenever your done your exams, msg me and we should go out for pizza.
Salaam Ali. Funny, an error showed up when I tried to bost. Strange.
You ARE a brofessional brocrastinator... the story about you forgetting an exam is amazing! You could've used it as an elections things as well -- I'm so dedicated to whatever it is that I do that I forget everything else -- even Exams!
Waisay, when you are done with egg and jam, give me a call. Wanted to chat about the camping trip. Danes said you're the ameer this year...
JM
Excellent analysis though I agree with Shakir about the other points. I also suggest that you add:
- open a second blog to supplement the first blog
- listen to music to "relax your mind"
- take trips out of town whenever possible
Either way, keep up the good work in procrastinating and one day, you'll achieve "Procastinator Master" and be able to move things with your mind too.
asmaa: yea i never see you on MSN :P
Shar: you are never on MSN either :p
dil ki kitab: Yes i did... :(
Anonynous: GET A NAME...
H: i didn't miss Hi5 i missed the other 2...
Shakir: YOU SUCK... and yes we will go for food, no PIZZA...
JM: Inshallah that will be good... I can't be the ameer :P i can help with the organization inshallah.
Nauman: Yes MASTER!
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